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I have received many letters and inquiries on a range of curiosities and events. So let's start off with the first and perhaps strangest of all. So many of you have written in asking about these mysterious new pump stations popping up along the river network.
First and foremost, who are the Stymie brothers and where did they come from?. Well, my sweeties, after due diligence this is what I've been able to find out. Oscar and Willie Stymie are the sons of Emily Dormouse and William Stymie the Second. Longtime residents of Old Winter Mountain village. William Stymie has been the longtime manager of the Kringle toy factory. His two sons claim to have found a clean viable green energy. Top-secret however it would seem. (For now sooner or later I'll get the facts!). So far only one of the stations is up and running and from what I've observed it has something to do with trees and the fairies, truly a great concern. So keep those letters and texts rolling in and we will get to the bottom of this yet.
For the past couple of years, everyone has been a bit curious over the identity of these scary characters known as the Echo Meadow boys.
I, through my great skill and tenacity as a first class investigator, can now reveal that the Echo Meadow Boys are none other than the owners of the Needmore Fish Market.
The lads pride themselves on the freshest catches in all of Yellow, but that remains to be seen. Thus far, yours truly hasn't heard any complaints.
Science humor (Honest!)
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From AW School
Kenny McC reports that the AW School is still looking for more people to join them, either as guide or teacher. They have implemented a training program which is very intensive and at the same time allows the trainee to get to "work" instantly after the first class. They are in the process of re-vamping the object yard as it's cluttered around the world. And they are updating the entire world as its not been looked after for 3 years. To join the team at the school, just telegram Kenny McC. And check out the school's new website at awschool.net.
Events in AWReunion
Nurse Mom reports that folks in AWReunion have set up a calendar of events posted thru November at the landing zone there. The Yellow Halloween Ball is on that, as well as AWReunion's costume party on the 26th October. They also hold "tgif" parties every Friday at 5pm vrt.
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